Back to University.

University students have a dilemma, well, the ones that move away from home have the problem. Which is home? At your flat/whatever or at home? It's an interesting question, at least I think it is. It is one of the many things pondered on the seven hour train journey back to Aberdeen.

I also pondered:

• What will my sitcom be about?
  
• Is Black Swan worth watching?
• Why are all the "Sounds of 2011" primarily shit?
• How many Come Dine With Me celebrity specials can they do?
• Why is he reading the Sunday Sun? Why is it called the Sunday Sun?
• Staff shortage?
• Where's the food trolley?
• Staff shortage.
• It took us this long to get to York?
• Is that snow? It better not be.
• She's a 7? Yeah, 7.
• Poland or Ukraine in 2012?
• Am I human or am I dancer?

Yes, all of these were pondered and I only came to one answer.

If you have two homes, make sure they are not seven hours away. It's a royal pain.